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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: bob who wrote (3926)12/1/1997 9:18:00 PM
From: bob  Read Replies (6) of 62558
 
THE GIVING SPIRIT

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation
from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of
contributions called him for a donation. "Our research shows that out of
a yearly income of at least $500,000, you have not given a penny to
charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying of a long-term illness and
has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um... No."

"--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a
wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an
apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's husband died in a
traffic
accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her
penniless with three small children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no
idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--so if I don't give any
money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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