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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Marc Fortier who wrote (3992)12/2/1997 6:46:00 PM
From: Gary S. LeBlanc  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
The other day I was playing golf behind these to old guys in robes. On the 14th hole one of the guys has a shot over some water to the green.
" What would Jack Nickalus use ? ", asked the old man to his partner.
" Seven iron."
He takes out his seven iron; comes up short and puts the ball in the water. He takes out another ball; swings away and puts that one in the water also. Frustrated the old man takes out another ball; whacks away only to see his ball go in the water one more time. He then proceeds to walk on the water and retrieve his ball.
I can't believe my eyes so I walk on over to his partner and ask him," Who does this guy think he is-Jesus Christ or something ?"
" Oh..He is Jesus Christ. He thinks he's Jack Nickalus."
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