An 80-year-old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said,
"Friend,
for your age you're in the best shape I have seen."
The old fellow replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why, I know I
live
a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't
turn on the bathroom light for me everytime I get up in the middle of the
night."
The doc was concerned.
"You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord
Himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the
Lord
turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came
in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband
said...
"I just wanted you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine
physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me
that
every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the
light
on for him."
"He what? she cried.
"He said every night when he gets up to go the bathroom, the Lord turns on
the light for him."
"Aha!!!!!! she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the
refrigerator!" |
