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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: bob who wrote (4080)12/7/1997 11:47:00 PM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
~~~ EAT AT~~~

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just
below her bikini line. She also wants him to put
"Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with
"Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says "if you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual
tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas."
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