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To: Tomato who wrote (4095)	12/9/1997 9:44:00 PM
From: Pami	Read Replies (1) of 62558

Hi, Tomato! The next time you feel the urge to fly somewhere, throw your best suitcase under a moving truck, hide all your cigarettes, lock yourself out of the bathroom, sit in a very narrow chair holding a 10-cent bag of stale peanuts in your hand, and stare at the end of your driveway for three hours. It's just like flying, and think of all the money you'll save. If the good Lord had meant for man to fly, He'd have made it easier to get to the Airport. We should be thankful for that little bag of peanuts they give us on airplanes. In Africa, thousands of elephants are going hungry---and missing their connecting flights. You can't fool all the people all the time, but airline schedules come pretty darn close. "Air travel is hours of boredom punctuated by a few brief moments of terror." -Charles Lindberg. -Pam

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