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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Dan Good who wrote (3786)12/9/1997 10:30:00 PM
From: Pami  Read Replies (4) of 62547
 
Dan!

Thanks for that cute frog joke a while back. Here's one I can't tell my class:

A young couple just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right", said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his
kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it is going to be until
your attitude changes!"

-Pam
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