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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Pami who wrote (4101)12/11/1997 9:14:00 PM
From: Walt Gillespie  Read Replies (1) of 62547
 
Speaking of Newly Weds.....

The new husband too-be and his buddies had a real great batchelor party. They had invited a real good looking hooker over for the grooms last nite single. She was really working him into a state of excitement when he slipped and fell face down on his erect tool injuring it.

His buddies took him to the doctor who told the groom that he had strained his penis muscles and he would have to put a splint on it.
The groom complained that he was getting married the next day so the doctor took four tounge depressors and placed them around the groom's penis and rapped tape around it to keep it imobile telling the groom to leave it there till his wedding night.

On the wedding night the groom and the new bride were in the bedroom getting undressed when the bride removed her bra and said, "look at these, unseen by human eyes till now". Then dropping here panties she says, "look at this, untouched by human hands"!

The groom dropping his underpants exclaims...."look at this, it ain't even out of the crate yet!"
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