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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()9/21/1996 3:43:00 PM
From: PaperProphet   of 62549
 
Here's a quick poem which I heard somewhere when I lived in California. It was originated by the people I heard it from and there were more verses, but it was a long time ago and I only remember the first verse.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father chopped off its head
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two slices of bread.

Here's another I heard somewhere else a while back, but with slight variations for those of you who may be offended by language.

There was this couple from Bel-Aire
who were making love on the stair
but the bannister broke
so they doubled their stroke
and they finished up in mid air.

Nursery rhyme variation from some joke book somewhere:

Hickory Dickory Dock
two mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
but the other one got away.
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