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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Anne Wilson who wrote (4129)12/13/1997 6:17:00 PM
From: Pami  Read Replies (4) of 62552
 
Anne!

Too funny! Thanks.

Here's one from my own back yard:

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!

The first graders were now in second grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown-up since they were no longer in first grade. She told them to use grown-up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said he went to see his Nana.

The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother." Use the grown-up word.

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo.

The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train."
That's the grown-up word.

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the
summer.

He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read.

He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the
Shit."

-Pam
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