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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (4146)12/15/1997 5:47:00 PM
From: RIK  Read Replies (3) of 62552
 
THE PLAN
In the beginning there was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Plan was without substance.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And darkness soon shone upon the faces of the workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying:
"This is a crock of shit, and it stinks".
And the senior workers went unto their group leaders and said:
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof".
And the group leaders went unto their supervisors and said:
"It is a container of excrement, very strong, such that none may abide
by it".

And the supervisors went unto their managers and said:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength".
And the managers went unto their directors and said:
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong".
And the directors went unto their Vice Presidents and said:
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful".
And the Vice Presidents went unto their President and said:
"The new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company, with strong and powerful effects".
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became policy.
This is how shit happens.
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