RIK
Outstanding, my stepson who is a computer programmer is going to love this.
Golf Joke:
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Paul and Ben, new to the game and not very good, teed up at the local golf course one morning.
Paul sliced his ball badly and Ben hooked his ball equally as bad. As they went different directions looking for their balls Paul found his in a clump of wildflowers.
As he prepared to swing he heard a gentle voice speak to him "Please don't disturb the buttercups", he looked around, saw nowbody and swung, destroying several of the flowers. Suddenly a clap of thunder occured and a strong loud voice said, "I am Mother Nature and I warned you to not disturb the buttercups! For your sin against nature, your punishment will be that you will never, ever enjoy the taste of butter again. Butter will be rancid on your tounge for the rest of your life!"
Stunned, Paul wondered what had happened to Ben. He called loudly for Ben, "Ben Ben where are you", Ben replied "I'm over here in the pussywillows" whereupon Paul shouted, "Whatever you do Ben, don't swing, don't swing." |
