| | | AMO sez: LOL!!!
That was so funny, I'll say that joke backwards:
!!! LOL
I had some pet rabbits but I never let them walk backwards because…
I didn't want a receding hairline!
(cymbals crash and the world groans in unison)
If Jaws was filmed backwards, it would be a story about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.
I found the secret of life:
Play a country song backwards.
Then you get your car back, your wife loves you again and most of all, your dog comes back!!!
Of course we all know the truth behind the people that buy Evian water.
Just look at the name in a mirror - "naive".
(Boos are heard)
Imagine if all of life was backwards - you rise from the ground, limp around with aches and pains that go away, people can eat what you throw up (eeeeewwwwwwwww), you work a bunch of years until you are too young (down part here is that you pay to work…), you go to college, high school, elementary school, you spend you last days playing, then you go back into the womb and float around getting smaller and less differentiated for nine months and then your life ends as an orgasm - what a way to go!
finally,
A little boy gets on a bus next to a priest and asked the priest why his collar is backwards.
The priest answers "I am a Father"
The little boy says that his father doesn't wear his collar like that.
The priest replies "I am Father of many"
The little boy tells him that he has many brothers and sisters, so he does;t understand.
The priest replies, "Well I am Father of hundreds!"
The little boy thought about it for a while and then said,
"Well then, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar!"
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