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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Mike Winn who wrote (4209)12/20/1997 3:01:00 PM
From: JEFF CHAPMAN  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
> A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers...
> like a telephone... on his hand, then talking into his hand. The
> bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood
> and he doesn't need any trouble here.
>
> The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone
> installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
>
> The bartender says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his
> hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries
> on a conversation.
>
> "That's incredible", says the bartender... "I would never have
> believed it!"
>
> "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife,
> you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender
> directs him to the men's room.
>
> The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.
> Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the
> men's room. There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are
> pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt. "Oh my
> god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
>
> The guy turns to him and says: "No, I'm ok..... I'm just waiting for
> a fax."
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