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To: Woody_Nickels who wrote (34)	9/25/1996 11:43:00 AM
From: Mark	of 62578

Heard hear at work... Clinton, Yelston and Gates were called up to God, who told them that he was going to destroy the world in 7 days. Since they were the most powerful people on earth, they should go down and spread the news. Yelston goes to his people and says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that the world is gone in 7 days and we are all going to die". Clinton goes down and tells his people "I have good news and not so good news. The good news is that there is a God. The not so good news is that the world will be destroyed in a week, give or take a day or two, and not all of us will be able to go to heaven". Gates comes down and says to his employees "I have good news and great news. The good news is that there is a God. The great news is that the world will be destroyed in a week and that means we won't have to upgrade Windows 95.

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