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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (53113)10/29/2015 8:18:28 AM
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18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
… and they lived happily ever after.

At least until eighteen met eighteen and became one.

Or was that three? Oh that common core stuff, could never figure that out!

Anyway,

The couple were sleeping soundly when suddenly, at three in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "That must be my husband!"

So the man jumped out of the bed.
Scared and naked he jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,
"Wait a minute - I AM your husband!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"

Okay okay maybe you'll like this one better:

"And will there be anything else, sir?"
the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two in the hotel room.

"No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all."

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.
"Anything for your wife ?" he asked.

"Oh yeah! That's a good idea." The fellow said.
"Please bring up a postcard."
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