You know, I was once told about a culture where everyone goes around a fire and the old story man tells the story while rhythmically banging a stick to the story.
It gets to the point where the old story man doesn't even has to say anything anymore, everyone knows the stories and the stick sounds.
An outside observer who doesn't know this sees a quiet old man banging a stick, surrounded by a group of people who, at seemingly random points in time, in unison, either laugh or smile or look sad or show fear, etc - that is showing emotion at the various parts of the now non verbal story.
(This is true BTW)
Okay, now to ruin that lovely story.
So, with that in mind, and keeping in mind the previous joke, I present my joke:
[Excerpt of previous joke] : A husband, eager to impress his wife and spice up his love life, gets "I love you" tattooed on his [you know what].
Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day, don't forget to come back soon and bring your friends!
bang bang bang (that's my stick, silly)
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