| | | Golf is a 4 letter word ! Damn.
And some people laugh because I do Pilates.
Friend, saying in a doofy voice: "that's an exercise for pregnant women, right?"
Yes, Pilates is the reason why when there is danger, they can lift cars You should see a pregnant woman when the adrenaline kicks in after lifting the car. (The adrenaline is the reason that she can throw the car at you for saying ... oh that's not nice, I'll stop now)
In any event:
Okay, now the following.
The following
is
very likely
to trigger
snowflakes.
So, if you are one,
please click "next".
My gosh, I was talking about him in my office recently, in very nice terms, and you should have heard the commotion when I called him "Bruce". I do not like him, not because of what he "did" to himself, but because he is so fake and how he has affected others.
In any event, here goes:

Funny joke, but not accurate.
There are still nuts, and even with vitamins, it is arguable that it is a healthy choice.
Hey - a puddle of water - I did warn people, no? |
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