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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: unclewest who wrote (55896)3/10/2017 7:54:45 AM
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Whew!

Another day passed and,

I didn't need algebra or trigonometry once.


I see that you're not a calculating kind of guy.

However, I have to do trigonometry all the time.
You see, I'm a tan gent.

My colleague at work is an Arab.
His name is Al Gebra.

There's another guy I work with - not very good.
In school he failed every subject except calculus.
I asked him how he managed that.
He explained that he never took calculus. (symbols crash!)

I went to a farm once.
The farmer let me put all the sheep back into the pen all by myself.
When I finished Itold him that all 40 sheep were accounted for.
He said, "How did you do that? I only have 37 sheep!"
I told him that I rounded them up.
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