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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Slumdog who wrote (57480)1/14/2018 6:53:03 PM
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That's easy. To convey a joke that is not from the ice age,

No ice age jokes?

Now that's cold!

Now what's wrong with ice age jokes?

I mean we have great jokes from back then!

Like:

What weighs 4 tons and has 16 wheels?

A woolly mammoth on skates!

Swimming pools then had rules - like everyone had to wear trunks!
Mammoths might seem to have no problem in that regard, they always had trunks!

But there were problems - like in some places, two mammoths could not go into a pool at the same time.

tap tap.

You're supposed to ask "why?"

I'll tell you anyway - because because between the two of them, there was just one pair of trunks!

In any case, Mammoths got thrown out of the pool if they couldn't keep their trunks up.

Also, would hope that there are less mean spirited, thinly veiled slurs that insult entire races, or polarize one political party against another.

And, imo, less toilet humour.
What's wrong with race jokes - they're not mean - see:

How do crazy runners go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
He only had two feet!
How did the barber win the foot race? He took a short cut.

<insert my world-famous "Polly Ticks" joke here>

And toilet humor?
Well, I see your point if they neglect to flush afterwards...

Seriously, surely there could be less mean hearted joked jokes - of any kind.
What I also object to mostly on this board is discussion with hardly any attempt (or none at all) of humor in it ...





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