Here it is, the first Kennedy/Bono tune of the season.
Sung to the tune of "I got you babe"
"I hit you, tree"
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Mike: They say that we can't go down the hill,
Before we go we really should write a will.
Sonny: Well I don't know if all that's true,
Watch out for that bush, 'cause I think it really grew.
Sonny: Tree
Both: I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
Mike: They say football on skis is really dumb,
Before we know it we' ll both be very numb.
Sonny: I guess that's so, the wind's in our hair,
You did the sitter, but baby I did Cher.
Sonny: Tree
Both: I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
Sonny: I got flowers on my grave.
It was stupid. We seemed brave.
Mike: And we weren' t drunk, just acting like clowns.
We didn' t see the tree, but we sure found the ground.
Mike: Don't let them say that we can't ski,
We were doin' pretty good ' til we hit that goddamn tree.
Sonny: So I put my little hand on the branch,
Thought I' d break my fall, but wound up buying the ranch.
Sonny: Tree
Both: I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
Sonny: I had Cher to hold my hand.
Mike: She had you then found a real man.
Sonny: I had Newt to think with me.
Mike: I had Ted to drink with me.
I went and kissed that tree goodnight.
Split my skull from left to right.
I hit the tree, I can't let go.
My blood is dripping on the snow.
Both: I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree.
I hit you, tree. |
