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From: Tomato6/27/2018 8:19:36 PM
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I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.
Great job, but they wouldn't let you park anywhere near the place.

Wife:" I hate doing this housework. I make the beds, do the dishes, vacuum, dust, mop - and six months later I have to start all over again."

What's the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
It's easier to get your kids back from a rottweiler.

A union leader was reading his granddaughter a bedtime story:
"Once upon a time and a half........................."

Social worker to colleague: "What time is it?"
Colleague: "Sorry, I don't know.......I'm not wearing a watch."
Social worker: "Well, at least we talked about it."

Recruiter: "Is there anything you can do that other people can't?"
Applicant: "Yes, I'm the only one who can read my handwriting.”

Guy orders a cup of coffee with no cream
Waiter says, "sorry sir, we are out of cream. Would you like that with no milk?”

Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm.

I’m the CIEIO
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