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for reference: original post w/o joke:
Message 31706053
I thought that the following bit of humor might be inappropriate for that appropriate board so I brought it to this inappropriate board where everything is appropriately inappropriate, which means my inappropriate joke is appropriate here (what the heck did I just say?)
Anyway, I hope you don't mind my misappropriation :
From: Vendit™
I stopped smoking about 30 years ago. I used the gum for 10 days. I started chewing 10 pieces a day then reduced it by one piece a day until there were no more. I realized that I was at first shifting my addiction from cigarettes to the nicotine in the gum so the gum had to go as fast as I could make it happen.
It was also hard to do away with other habits associated with smoking such as what to do with my hands when they were used to holding a butt. :-) Darn it man, that's easy -
just use your hands
to hold a different kind of butt!
I know what I prefer!
But then I don't smoke,
so that makes my preference even more one sided,
although I do like both sides of a butt!
Wait - all that verbiage and that's all the joke?
Okay,okay, maybe this one is better:
Two lesbians interested in each other were sitting at a bar...
One says to the other: "Let me be frank."
The other interrupts, "no, let ME be Frank!"
Too racy?
Okay, here's a nice innocent one:
How do you pick up
an elephant
with one hand?
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.
.
.
.
You can't,
there are no elephants
with one hand!
And with that, I vamoose, even though a moose isn't an elephant!
Even though my remarks are saucy, throw ripe tomatoes please, I'm making a salad not sauce!
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