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Politics
Tell a joke - anything goes
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
AN IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL WHO VISIT THIS FORUM:


EVERYTHING POSTED ON THIS FORUM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ALL IN GOOD FUN AS A PARADY OR SATIRE OR SOME OTHER FORM OF HUMOR, IF SOMETHING POSTED HERE OFFENDS YOU THEN JUST LET ME KNOW...



NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!


The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME...



NEW RULES ARE HERE!!!

1) ANY AND ALL JOKES ABOUT THE LUNATIC CLOWN IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRETENDING TO BE A PRESIDENT ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME AND WILL BE GIVEN EXTRA CREDIT ON YOUR FINAL GRADE AT THE END OF THE YEAR...

2) ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE RECENT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...

THIS IS YOUR JOKE FORUM, ENJOY IT!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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13995This old bird is identified as an idiot. Seattle has been suffering a mental hD.Austin2Wednesday
13994[X] Rob Schneider is hilarious 😂 pic.twitter.com/Toj7FmOO0a— Vince Langman (@LIC7202Wednesday
13993[X] 🚨 NEW: President Trump had an entire restaurant cracking up with a brutal IC7203Wednesday
13992[X] They understood the assignment 😂 pic.twitter.com/SsORgWXP6q— TaraBull (@TaJ.B.C.4Tuesday
13991We'll that ugly bitch is just as grotesque and they come... Oh, is she uglyGROUND ZERO™1Monday
13990Yes and no - Kennedy was talking about radioactive shrimp imported to the US, thD.Austin1Monday
13989OMG!!! What an ugly face!!! Is that real??? LOLOL!!!!! GZGROUND ZERO™-Monday
13988Every time you are feeling a little down.......this'll snap you out of it. D.Austin2Monday
13987China might consider that if 75% of the population were deported to Minnesota , D.Austin1Monday
13986First - feed the puppy! [graphic] Then, puppy can laugh! [graphic]Stock Puppy2Monday
13985We should also give California to China and then we take Taiwan, everyone would GROUND ZERO™1Monday
13984The puppy didn’t see the humor???J.B.C.1Monday
13983Poor puppy - "What I have to deal with - these people! Now when are theStock Puppy1Monday
13982This test works: [X] Yep - I tell people if they wanna swim in Florida, swim iJ.B.C.3Monday
13981[X] It's freezing outside. Find fun activities to do inside😆 pic.twitter.com/iJ.B.C.6Monday
13980consider this, problems overD.Austin4Monday
13979[graphic]Pogeu Mahone4Sunday
13978Question: Which travels faster, heat or cold??? Answer: Heat travels faster thaGROUND ZERO™4Sunday
13977[graphic]Pogeu Mahone3last Saturday
13976[graphic]Pogeu Mahone1last Saturday
13975Thanks - Rob Schneider. A great dude and a real christian guy who's not afratntpal2last Saturday
13974Who is that dude Remember "you can do it"D.Austin-last Saturday
13973LOL! Who is that dude - too funny! He's my kinda guy, a good christian felltntpal1last Saturday
13972Thank you for dying for the country, you get a day!D.Austin4last Saturday
13971Hope I can post something political here... [graphic]Stock Puppy5last Friday
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