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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jim Lurgio who wrote (4358)1/15/1998 12:49:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
there
for a number
of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife
that he
had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his
penis into the
pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
talk
about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely
ashen. His
wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong,
Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge
to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill,
what happened?"
"I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the
pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
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