Where has all the humor gone?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian were looking at a portrait of Adam and Eve.
"My word chaps,
look at the composure on their faces",
said the Englishman,
"With such a calm and reserved look,
they surely must be English!"
"N'est pas - nonsense!",
said the Frenchman.
"No English person was ever tres beau - so lovely!
Surely, they must be French!"
The Russian laughed and said,
"Silly capitalists!
Answer is this!
Adam and Eve have no food,
no clothes,
no shelter,
and yet they are told they live in paradise!
Clearly, they are Russian, living in Soviet Motherland!
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and don't call me Shirley!"
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