A fellow aged 93 was at the doctor's office...
He asked the doctor if he thinks he could live to 100 years old, it's only another 7 years...
The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke?"
The guy said, "No."
The doctor then asked, "Do you drink?"
The guy said, "No."
The doctor then asked, "Do you run around with wild women?"
The guy said, "No."
The doctor then asked, "Do you ever drive over the speed limit?"
The guy said, "No."
The doctor then asked, "Do you do anything that is risky?"
The guy said, "No."
The doctor then asked, "Do you ever do anything that is dangerous?"
The guy said, "No."
The doctor then asked, "Then why do you even give a shit?"
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