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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: george wood who wrote (4346)1/15/1998 3:40:00 PM
From: Mark Nelson  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
The college professor had just finished explaining an important
research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an
absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be
only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically
certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and
spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As
you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students
had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a
glaring look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to
learn to write with your other hand."
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