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To: Beth Atchison who wrote (41)	10/1/1996 9:37:00 PM
From: PaperProphet	of 62578

Another lawyer joke. (Apologies in advance to all the lawyers out there, but someone has to be on the receiving end otherwise this joke would just end abruptly.) An eighty year old man walks into the doctors office complaining about a headache. The doctor examines him and says, "I'm sorry, but the only way we can cure your headache is to give you a brain transplant." The man grumbles but reluctantly agrees. "How much is that going to set me back?" "Well", says the doctor, "We have this engineers brains. That will cost you $250 an ounce." "That doesn't seem too bad. What else do you have?" "Lets see, we also have some doctor's brains. They run $500 per ounce." The man contemplates and asks if there are any other options available. "Well", says the doctor, "We also have some lawyers brains, but they will cost you $2000 an ounce." "$2000 an ounce", sputters the man, "In all my eighty years I haven't laid eyes on no dang lawyer that was worth a plugged nickel. How do you justify that price?" "Well", said the doctor, "Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to make an ounce of brains?"

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