In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. He created blue skies, majestic mountains, blue oceans, vegetation, and all sorts of animals and fish and birds.
He sat back to enjoy His handiwork. He soon noticed something was missing.
He then created Adam.
Once again He sat back to enjoy His handiwork and once again He noticed something was missing. He quickly figured out what it was as He watched Adam roaming in the Garden of Eden. Adam was lonely.
He then appeared to Adam.
"Adam, my son, I am Lord, your God, and I noticed you are lonely so I tell you what I'll do. I'll create your perfect companion. I'll call her Woman, and I'll make her beautiful beyond belief. She'll always be kind to you, always be loving. She'll happily pleasure you with sex, and bear your children without complaint. She'll feed you delicious meals and keep your home spotlessly clean. She'll hear of your troubles and offer you comfort and understanding. She'll be sharp of mind and never leave you when times are hard. She'll treat your property with respect, and never waste your money on foolish nonsense.
So what do you think of this, my son?"
"Well, it sounds pretty good," Adam replied, "but you must know I wasn't born yesterday. This sounds like quite a project. Exactly what will this cost me?"
"You are right, my son," replied the Lord, "this is quite a project, and it will cost you an arm and a leg!"
"Well," replied Adam, "what can I get for just a rib? |
