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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4409)1/17/1998 7:36:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered
Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with.

JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"

BABY BEAR: "No! She beats me."

JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."

BABY BEAR: "No! He beats me too!"

JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"

BABY BEAR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Chicago."

JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"

BABY BEAR: "No sir. The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
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