Good ones John,
Here's one you reminded me of....
One day, Superman was taking some time to speak with a few of the officers down at the station. They were exchanging "war stories" detailing their most exciting or most harrowing situations while fighting crime. At one point, one of the officers turned to the man-of-steel and asked, In all your days of crime fighting you must have had some pretty amazing moments.
Superman replied, Well yes, that's true.
The officer prodded saying, What would you say was the most incredible situation you have had?
The group hushed as all turned to hear better.
After thinking for a moment, the super hero began, There was this time I was flying over the city and, as usual, I pass over Louis Lane's place...just to make sure she's alright, you see. Well, on this particular occasion, I noticed that she was outside sunbathing on her deck. I looked carefully and noticed that, for heaven's sake, she had no clothes on. At that point I made a course correction to confirm the sighting (wink).
The officers elbowed each other, winking and laughing.
Sure as I'm standing here, she was buck naked and also, I might add, she was moving in a manner that, well... was quite suggestive.
The first officer piped up, What'dya do then Superman?
Why, I unzipped my fly and swooped right down on top of her.
First officer sez: That must have surprized her!!!!
Superman: Not nearly as much as it surprized Invisible Man. |
