Two guys were sitting in a bar in Wichita, Kansas having a beer...
The first guy looks at the second guy and says, "If you were able to do anything you wanted for a living and give up the job you have now, then what kind of work would you do?"
The second guy says, "I would love to be able to write country music songs, I've always wanted to do that."
The first guy replies, "Well, then why not just quit your current job and start writing country music songs?"
The second guy answers, "Well, I would love to do that but my job keeps me very busy, I don't have any time for myself, I don't know how I could quit just to write country songs."
The first guy asks, "Okay, well, what kind of work are you doing that keeps you so busy?"
The second guy says, "I'm a lineman for the county and I drive the main road."
The first guy say, "Hmmm, a Wichita lineman, yeah, I see what you mean."
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