More Jokes
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
Pierre! What are you doing?, asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marieleans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights the Cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot!
And when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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"There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them."
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A friend of mine, who stuttered rather badly, went to a specialist and after ten difficult weeks was able to say quite distinctly: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."
I congratulated him on his achievement.
Frowning, he replied doubtfully, "B-b-but it's s-s-such a d-difficult remark to w-w-w-work into a c-c-conversation."
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use for two people to remember the same thing.
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One night Ricky Landon, Travis Fillmore, and Harold Anthony went camping. On the way to the campsite, they lost their pajamas in a creek.That night they slept naked in one tent. Ricky slept in the middle with Travis and Harold on both sides.
The next morning, when Travis and Harold woke up, they both found that they had had the same dream about a beautiful woman jacking them off. Then Ricky awoke and said,"Man, I drempt I went skiing!" |
