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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Pilot who wrote (4434)1/21/1998 7:43:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Try These Jokes

ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD

The world was stunned by the news, today, of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura-Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had put Mr... Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming...
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One day the Little Rascals were in class and the teacher says they were going to have a spelling bee. She calls on Spankey. "Spankey can you spell dictate?"

He begins "d-i-c-k-.."

She stops him with "No". Then she goes on, "Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"

Alfalfa says "d-i-c-t-a-e-..."

She stops him also with "No". Then she calls on Buckwheat. "Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"

Buckwheat says "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".

The teacher says "Very good, now can you put that in a sentence?"

Buckwheat replies "Darla how did my dictate last night?"
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