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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Jim O'Connell who wrote (4431)1/22/1998 1:06:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that
the morgue
needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his
two friends
Swen and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.

Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and
Swen said
"Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the
mortician rolled
him

over and Swen looked at his ass and said "No dat ain't
Olaf."

The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was
kind of strange.

Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body and Lars looked
at him and
said "Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The
mortician rolled
him

over and Lars looked down at his ass and said "No dat ain't
Olaf."

The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well
Olaf had two
assholes."

"What? he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yaa,
everyone in town
knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went
to town
everyone would say 'Here comes Olaf with them two
assholes!'"
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