This just in:
My WESTERN DIGITAL hard drive seems ta be on the fritz again. Got this on my e-mail, don't know where it came from, so I'll post it up here and if you know where it belongs, thanks in advance:
<<<Hi William, It's Uncle Blinky. I know your are busy up there in the office, but I wnated to let you know that I saw a article in the paper this mornign about some floozie claining that you boinked her. Now, William, I no this is not true, but in any case, as it were, so to speak, you are going to have to get these people under more control. (Just my opinion, stop me if you have herd this already.) How can you be expected to take care of the dificit and the other important matters to hand with these constant inteerruptions at work, am I right. What with all that money you have to spend for lawyers and such, maybe the little woman can make a hit in the pork bellies market. I think if you watch that show with Billy Ray Valentine, he knows how to do it. (You know me, these things are not things that I understnad.) Also there is daughter to think about, and how do you think she feel. Not so good if I was her, let me tell you that for sure. Now about this asian crisis I keep reading about. I want you to get that under control too. One of those people just bought a trailer right down from us and they are cooking up something that smells very funny to me. We are trying to be polite, but confidentially, I'm not pleased about it and neither is Grace. Oh, they are friendly enough, but I just don't like all these new things. Grace says that man at work that calls himself Brown Fox is always complaining about the same thing to her, so I know that we are not alone here. My advise, and its OK to say no, is to just get back to bisines. And that annoying rush person is another thing. Can't you just make some law or something to stop all these things and move forewards? Grace says you can. She says you can do whatever you want to, is that true, if it is I wish I was in your shoes. She says you have that Tommy Lee person and that Will person with the noisy cricket and they can lend a helping hand. I don't know about that, but they seem like they are friendly enough so that is what I would do if I were you, but Im not, of course. Well, William, our best of luck to you, you take care and see you nect time. Much love, Uncle Blinky>>> |
