A long, long time ago, I decided that marriage was indeed a fine institution but it just wasn't fer me. The thought of raising kids in this cold, cruel world where few things seem to make any since seemed to be an impossible task. So, in a nutshell, at age 47, I'm a wifeless, childless, balding, middle-aged schmuck. I do have good hygiene, though.
But along comes Pete B. Roker, and in just one absolutely brilliant post on the Silicon Investor, explains life and all things therein in a manner that even I can understand! Thank you, Pete! Because of you, I've decided to get married and impregnate my wife (and in that order since I'm an old fashioned conservative dude), in hopes of having kids of my own that will know how life works, at least in the good ol' U.S. of A.
I'm off now to find me a woman. I understand that Monica Kaczynski, victim of the Unabanger, is available now. Wish me luck!
RogerWillco |
