| | | #1. It works!
#2. Keeps your hands clean.
#3. May be used as a weapon if a ruffian approaches
#4. A ruffian would take one look at the weapon and either:
,,,A. Fall on the floor laughing giving you time to get away
,,,B. Determine that someone walking around with a toilet plunger might not be the best person to bother with
#5. For women - it would most likely discourage unwanted advances from males and those that purport to be.
#6. When leaving the subway and going onto the streets, if it starts raining, then you already have a head cover.
#7. You can also use it to make money by offering to repair car dents with it.
Note: for #2, one of the prime edicts to keep yourself healthy is wash hands, wash hands, wash hands. Not tounchifgthings for which you need to wash your hands for helps as well. Do you know how many and what kind of people touched the steel bar in the subway? What percent of them follow the prime edict after going to the bathroom? |
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