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There is a story about Nancy & Ronald arranging a boat party during the Reagan presidency. They decided to invite Jimmy & Roselyn Carter, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton. The guests arrived on time during this beautiful and sunny day. They left the Bay for deep waters for some serious fishing. Things were going fine, and everybody was having a lot of fun, especially Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton who were sitting next to one another at the end of the boat. All of a sudden, the weather gets really bad and they get hit with a big and strong wave, which cracks the boat. They start to sink. They look around for a "saftey boat". Finally they do find one, but the problem was that the boat was too small for all 6 of them, and sat only 2 people. Ronald says, "Well as long as I am the President of The United States of America, and the free world, and the entire universe needs me, I think I should go, and I never go anywhere without my Nancy. So I think, Nancy and I should go." Jimmy Carters says, "Come on Ronald. I think we should be civilaized and have the ladys go". Nixon screams from the back of the boat "Hey SCREW the ladies", and Bill Clinton says "When do we start?????" |
