Clinton Jokes
"I didn't tell her to lie in deposition" "I told her to lie in THAT position"
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Apparently Bill left a bad taste in her mouth, although some find the whole story hard to swallow. Is Monica covered by the "gag order"? One of the news channels informed us that biblical scholars could not come up with any scripture references to the effect that oral sex was not adultery. However, this belief was later attributed to Arkansas State Troopers
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Monica said at a press release early this morning, "I puffed, but I didn't swallow!"
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If Clinton didn't enjoy the blow job, Is it considered adultery?
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Things overheard coming from the Oval Office
If this leaks out, I'll be ruined.
If I could convince Hillary to do that just once....
Now you know why they call me 'Slick Willie'.
I knew that a lot of things came across your desk, I just never thought that I would be one of them.
I've always said, "I want to be a 'hands-on' president."
When you asked me to look at the presidential pole, I thought you meant the latest Gallup Survey.
I thought that all of those notches in your desk were from Sox sharpening his claws.
When you said that you had your finger on the pulse of the nation, this isn't exactly what i thought you meant.
"maybe Chelsea can hook me up with some of those sorority babes."
If you think that's 8 inches, I can see why you thought your last budget was balanced.
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This just in: If President Clinton gets many more mistresses, he'll have to do his State of the Union address from the set of the Jerry Springer Show!!
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"Hey Bill, I've got a perfect defense for your problem", says Vernon Jordan.
"Oh yeah, what's that Vernon?", asks Bill.
Vernon excitedly says, "Well you remember when you were being pressed about smoking pot and you told everyone that you didn't inhale?"
Bill replied, "Yeah so what?"
"Well you convinced everyone that you didn't actually smoke pot, so if we can convince Monica to say she didn't swallow...we've got a perfect defense".
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An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question:
Would you sleep with Bill Clinton? 97% gave the reply, Never Again! |
