This 86 year old man goes to the doctor and asks him if he thinks he'll live to 100...
The doctor said he'll have to ask him a few questions, the guy said okay, go ahead and ask...
The doctor asked, do you smoke?
The guy said no...
The doctor asked, do you run around with wild women?
The guy said no...
The doctor asked, do you drive fast race cars?
The guy said no...
The doctor asked, do you climb high altitude mountains like Mt Everest?
The guy said no...
The doctor asked, do you scuba dive the deepest waters in the ocean?
The guy said no...
The doctor looked at the guy and said nothing...
The guy asked the doctor, well, what do you think?
The doctor said, you don't smoke, you don't run around with wild women, you don't drive fast race cars, you don't climb mountains, you don't scuba dive the deepest waters, and you want to know if you'll live to 100?
The guy said yes...
The doctor said, if you don't do any of these things, then why do you even give a shit?
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