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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica?

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To: Janice Shell who wrote (1636)1/26/1998 5:04:00 PM
From: Michael Sphar  Read Replies (2) of 20981
 
Unceremoniously threadnapped from CNN's knockoff "BOINK" thread

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All copyrights, movie rights, etc prevail...

Lynn Godwin - 04:53pm Jan 26, 1998 ET (#13946 of 13947)

Top ten differences between Nixon and Clinton:

Nixon in trouble for lying...Clinton in trouble for getting laid.

Nixon shook hands with army privates in the oval office...Clinton had intern shaking hands with his privates in oval office.

Nixon gave farewell address...Clinton may say farewell because of a dress.

Nixon surrounded by burglars...Clinton surrounded by bunglers.

Nixon had CReEP...According to Monica, Clinton is a creep.

Nixon's nickname is Dick...Clinton has a nickname for his dick.

At the Nixon Whitehouse the doormat said "Welcome"...at the Clinton
Whitehouse, the doormat is Hillary.

Nixon, phone taps...Clinton, phone sex.

Nixon said "I am not a crook"...Clinton said "Define crook."

Humming sound from Clinton's office, not tape recorders but humming.
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