Bill sat out on his porch every afternoon. One day Bob came walking by cupping his hands together in front of him, so Bill said, "Hey man, what you got there?"
Bob replied, "I got me a butterfly, and I'm gonna go trade it in for some butter."
Bill said, "Man, you're crazy."
Bob went on his way, but about an hour later he walked by carrying several pounds of butter.
The next day, Bill saw Bob walking by just as he had the day before and said, "Hey man, what you got there today?"
Bob replied, "I got me a horsefly, and I'm gonna go trade it in for a horse."
Bill said, "Man, you're crazy."
So Bob went on his way, but about an hour later he rode by on a horse.
The next day, Bill saw Bob walking by carrying a stick and said, "Hey man, what you got there?"
Bob replied, "It's a branch from a pussy willow."
Bill jumped up and said, "Wait man, I'm going with you." |
