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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (4562)1/29/1998 10:59:00 AM
From: John Hensley  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
President Clinton and the Pope die on the same day and go up to the pearly gates and meet St. Peter:

St. Peter: "When two distinguished people die on the same day we like one to go down to earth for one day since we can't handle the publicity. Which one of you will go back to earth?"

Pope: "I'll go back for one day since I'd like to hold communion one more time."

Clinton: "Thanks Pope."

The next day...

St. Peter: "O.K. Pope, since you are now officially in heaven, we grant one wish as you enter. What would you like?"

Pope: "I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

St. Peter: "I wish I had let you in yesterday."
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