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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes
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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (9125)10/2/2020 11:12:03 AM
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RODENT REMOVAL DATE

In this crazy political season I decided a little religion might be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.

Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.

They did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."

When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.

Origin of Left & Right.. I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."

It surely can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson:
The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican...... I Can
The last three letters in Democrats........ Rats

End of lesson! ... Test to follow in November 2020.

Remember, November 3, 2020 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.

Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.










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