A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a
fishing rod to
give to her husband for his birthday. A salesman wearing
dark glasses with
a
dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am?"
"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about
this one?"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and
can not see the
rod you're referring too. However, if you'll drop it on the
counter I'll
tell you all about it as I
can tell from the sound it makes."
The lady picks up the rod, and drops it on the counter.
"That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action -
$15."
Lady, " Wow".
She finds another and does the same.
"That's an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used
with
ultralight tackle - $20."
Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.
As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady rips a big fart
but feels no
need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea
who farted.
Salesman says, "That'll be $25."
Lady, "TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS!? YOU SAID $20."
"That's right ma'am, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call
and $2 for the
catfish bait." |
