I REMEMBER IT WELL
she: You came at nine
he: No, I worked late
she: You stained my dress
he: I met my mate
she: Ah yes, I remember it well!
she: You sent me gifts
he: I'm nice to all
she: Your willie's bent
he: No, not at all
she: Ah yes, I remember it well!
she: That statement under oath
he: It didn't come from me, and there was never sex
she: Not with "Big He"
he: It warms my heart to know that you
Will give your patriotic due
she: Ah yes, I remember it well
she: How often I've thought of that blue dress
he: T-shirt
she: You sent me to show that you cared,
And somehow I've foolishly wondered if you might
By some chance be thinking of it too?
That Revlon job?
he: What job was that?
she: You liked by breasts
he: I liked your hat
she: Ah, yes, I remember it well!
she: Our late night calls
he: There were no chats
she: My dirty talk
he: 'bout Socks the cat?
she: Ah yes, I remember it well!
she: My lawyer says don't talk
he: Good advice I think
she: If I'm forced by Starr...
he: Oh no!! Don't fink!
I need you now, my wife is gay,
Don't snitch me off, we'll be okay
she: Ah yes, I remember it well
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