| | | Believing that politicians care about you is like believing that the prostitute actually finds you attractive. And it always amazes me how some people bond with the politicians they have never really known. Anyways, 'nuff of this, back to jokes:
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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One gallon of gasoline contains roughly the amount of energy required for a human to live 56 years
Therefore, if you chug two gallons of gasoline you'll never have to eat again!
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Two nuns, who were in Africa to spread the gospel, ran out of gas with their jeep just outside a remote village they had visited.
One of the nuns remembered they had a small gas station of sorts in the village, so they decided to walk back and get some gas for their jeep. They couldn’t find any can in the car, but one of them grabbed a potty from their sanitary equipment and said it would suffice, and off they went. As they returned, and started pouring gasoline from the potty into the car, a villager came passing by. As he saw them, and what they were doing, he exclaimed:
“Sisters, I do not share your beliefs, but I do admire your faith!” |
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