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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who wrote ()10/7/1996 2:29:00 PM
From: Biggie Smalls   of 62578
 
got this in the mail:

An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm and barely eked out a
living. One day the son hit the lottery, winning $50,000. He burned
rubber into town, collected his money and left more rubber all the way
back home, where he told his father the good news and handed him a $50
bill.
The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you
know I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't
spend it on whiskey or women or frivolous things. In fact, I couldn't
even afford a license to legally marry your Ma."
"Pa!" the son exclaims, "do you know what that makes me?"
"Yep," said the old guy fingering the fifty-dollar bill. "And a damn
cheap one, too!"
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