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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: taxikid who wrote (4606)2/4/1998 1:51:00 PM
From: David Loomis  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
This guy is shipwrecked on a deserted island when a beautiful woman in a wet suit swims up to the beach. After exchanging pleasantries, she partially unzips the suit and asks the man if he would like a cigarette. "Of course, I haven't had a cigarette in weeks" he replies. After the man lights the cigarette the woman unzips tthe swim suit a little further and pulls out a beer, offering it. Of Course I would LOVE a beer. A beer and a cigarette, boy it just doesn't get any better!

With that she unzips her suit even further and says "Would you like to play around?" The man "Oh boy, don't tell me you have golf clubs in there too!"
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